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frankiestarbuzz:

WILL EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT INCEPTION BEING A MASTERPIECE?  EVERYONE SHOULD JUST SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!

Hey jerkbutts.  Frankie Starbuzz here.  Listen, I liked the Dark Knight.  In fact, I would have put the Dark Knight’s penis literally inside of me.  So, I was totally excited for Inception.  I GET IT BROS.  I GET THE EXCITEMENT.

CUT TO: 1 hour in and I’m all like WHAAAAAAAT?

They shoulda named this movie EXPOSITION.  Cause thats all that was fucking getting thrown at me for the first hour.  AND IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT EXPOSITION IS, LOOK IT UP ON DICTIONARY.COM YOU MOTHERFUCKERS»»> 

ANYWAYS

So, I’m like…okay…fuck…I’m in it to win it…shit’s gonna get real soon, don’t worry about that bullshit hour.

OH AND THEN THERES ELLEN PAGE - and yo, that girl looked LOST in this movie, sons!  She was all like, yooooooooo let me be in this movie and Nolan was like “AIGHT - let me give you this thankless part just so I have someone to help fuel the plot along.”

BUT WHATEVS.

So, anyways, there was one TIGHT phat sequence where that Levitt dude fights a dude in 0 gravity.  That shit was off the chains.  I was ready to start jerking off LITERALLY when that started happening and to be frank, I would have if it were allowed.

BUT, then it was all like YOOOOO HERES A VAN FALLING OUT OF THE SKY FOR 20000 YEARS and now lets keep cutting to a dream inside a dream inside a dream inside a FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!

also that girl in the movie, the love interest?  I wish i gave a fuck about that whole thing.  and i wish Leo stopped taking parts where all he has to do is switch into one mode.  “YO IM FUCKING GUILTY ABOUT SHIT AND TORTURED” cause that shit got old quick.

also everyone was talking like they were acting.  Like they were talking AT each other.  I didn’t believe any of the relationships.  and i didnt give a fuck about any of the characters!  except levitt, cause that dude is BOMB»>ALSO for being a movie about dreams, where WAS THE CRAZY ASS DREAM SHIT?>????

HUH?!??!?!  OH WAIT WE’RE IN TEH FUCKING SNOW AND FUCKFACES ARE SHOOTING AT US?  We look like we’re from some rejected Gi-Joe Sequence, fuck that!

LISTEN.  I AM TIRED OF YOU MOTEHRFUCKERS PROCLAIMING THIS IS SOME DAVID LYNCH KUBRIKIAN VISIONARY SHIT.  IT AINT!  Its a good movie.  Its an ambitious movie and I admire it for that and some of it’s sequences.  But to say this shit is the best movie ever made.  (wait did you fuck faces say that about a batman movie too?) then well you gusy can seriously go fuck yourselves.

(and listen bros, if it wasnt for the fact that everyone is sucking this movies dick…i really wouldnt care…if motherfuckers were like “yeah inception was pretty good, it was a solid movie” id be like PHAT! we can all get along, but when you guys start dropping “KUBRICK” and “best film ever made” —-welllllllll FUCK THAT SHIT YOU FUCKS)

In conclusion: fuck everything.

Sincerely,

Frankie Starbuzz